Sports Car Enthusiast T-Shirts

'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'

'With the sleep, low x-39, you get a free list of local chiropractors.'

Carrots on sticks.

'Money is a wonderful thing. What a pity it's wasted on the rich.'

'No, unfortunately, we don't have a senior discount!'

'Drive thru bank' with a shorter window for sports cars

'You have to spend money to make money.'

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Useless add-ons.

Motor Tourism

Deflator mouse

"Eat my dust!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'