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'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Nothing. I don't even know anybody that drives a Quantum.'

"It's supposed to be uncomfortable. It's a sports car!"

"Google car."

Bob's Driving School.

'God's speed.'

Smile

Roads with a view.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

Cars at the drive in.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

'Think Basics.'

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

"This car comes with a chiropractor who helps you to get in and out!"

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

But officer, I am supposed to be the fastest animal on earth!