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'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"It's supposed to be uncomfortable. It's a sports car!"

Bob's Driving School.

'God's speed.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Roads with a view.

Smile

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Cars at the drive in.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'Think Basics.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

"This car comes with a chiropractor who helps you to get in and out!"

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

Formula One

'So, hows the ullage?'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

But officer, I am supposed to be the fastest animal on earth!

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag