Motorsport Fanatic Gifts

Bob's Driving School.

'He started it.'

'Think Basics.'

Don't shake.

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

Spoiler Alert

"Google car."

"I need to tinkle."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'God's speed.'

Smile

Roads with a view.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Cars at the drive in.

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

Pamplona 500

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field