Formula 1 Fanatic Gifts

Brnie Ecclestone tax fraud

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"I need to tinkle."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Bob's Driving School.

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Simply put.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Have you been working out?"

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

Information booth attendant solves equation

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'God's speed.'

Roads with a view.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Smile

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'...Or not.'

"Lucky Guess."

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."