Formula Fanatic Gifts

'Huh! If only it were that simple.'

'I forgot the question.'

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

"But enough about this for a while, gentlemen. Let's talk about real estate."

'...Therefore, we're in complete compliance with all federal guidelines.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'It's not part of his research project - I think it has something to do with his time card.'

'This part was tenure.'

Blackboard equation: Strange effect no one can comprehend.

'He's on a roll.'

'...Therefore, we're in complete compliance with all federal guidelines.'

'Bureau of Statistics'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Nuclear Confusion

"The truth is in there somewhere."

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

'17 of the 23 of the 456 people who returned 76 of the 12 questionnaires thought the statistics were meaningless.'

'About this experiment for generating random numbers - each time you do it, it comes out different.'

Square root of chicken is egg.

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'You've proven your point. Spare me the details.'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'Simply put.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'But I digress...'

'...Or not.'

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

'Face it - anecdotal evidence just doesn't carry any weight in math.'

"This formula was a total flop, but on the bright side, it will make a great password!"

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

"I just figured out why we've never had girlfriends."

He's brilliant, but his mind wanders.