Formula Fanatics Gifts

'That's intellectually dishonest, Sid.'

= too complex

Formula being erased by cleaner.

Oh, dear! Another tragic case of math anxiety!

"I tend to agree with you especially since '6.10-9 tc' is my lucky number."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

I like the Jets...I guess

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I need to tinkle."

If nobody had invented graphics

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Football

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Big screen TV.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Simply put.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."