Formula Fiction Lovers Gifts

"Quick! Call the Nobel Committee!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

"Is it that bad?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'Simply put.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"Have you been working out?"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

Information booth attendant solves equation

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"Lucky Guess."

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'...Or not.'

Sales

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."