Formula Aficionado Gifts

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of article Q in the formula quite clearly states ... '

'My formula is incontrovertible proof that there is no such thing as a foolproof formula.'

Mathematicians' put down.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Is it that bad?"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Simply put.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Do you buy cars here?"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Mohamed Salah

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Have you been working out?"

Information booth attendant solves equation

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Mohammad's motors

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'