Sport Aficionado Gifts

"It's a polo pony"

Ski-ing witch

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

First Prize!

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

The Harper Plays Cricket.

A skier and a paraglider

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Snowman Football Fan.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Football.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'