Sport Aficionado Gifts

"It's a polo pony"

Ski-ing witch

Dylan Hartley.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Back to school.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Raheem Sterling

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Pole Vault Rules

First Prize!

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Football.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

A skier and a paraglider

Fox hunting.