Sports Aficionado Gifts

"The client looks bored, Leventhal - take off your shirt and run around the infield."

'It's a slightly more advanced version of fetch.'

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

Pirate Athletics.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Evolution.

Roger Federer

Rugby players catching trophy

'This is the most realistic sports game ever! It has all the players and coaches and even a bail bondsman to get them out of jail.'

Ian Botham

England Cricket Team - Short Stay Car Park.

"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"

'He's the only one who passed testing.'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'You want a June wedding? -- Right in the middle of baseball season?'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'Please, Ref. If you stop the fight now it means the end of my career.' 'Oh, very well.' 'Round one!'

"So who's gonna tell the new guy?"

'Harry's in his cultural center.'

Kangaroo Caddy.

Congratulations on your retirement

'Never mind that...I want you back in the office in five.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'He looks like a sore loser!'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'I admire the inquiring mind and the pragmatic mind, but I also admire someone who can hit.'

Jungle Olympics

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

A Practical Application.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."