Sports Fan Aficionado Gifts

'Sometimes you just can't win.', 'Win, nothing -- I can't even beat the point spread!'

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Bowled over again!

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Go team!

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.