Fan Aficionado Gifts

'I'm making enquiries following the assault on an electric fan salesman, outside this property.'

More Hamptons

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Bowled over again!

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Raincloud Umbrella

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Back to school.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Raheem Sterling

Primitive magician

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Swiss army knife

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Kritik's Korner

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Canadian film production

Stonehenge Explained

Save the unicorn.

Moby Dick

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'