Fan Fanatic Gifts

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

101 uses of a dead cat: fan

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

I like the Jets...I guess

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Seagiraffes

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

The Fourth Little Pig

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

The tooth fairy.

Go team!

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Knight feeding his kids.

If nobody had invented graphics

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Mouse Princess