Fan Enthusiast Gifts

Very little fan fair.

"Hot, humid, cranky and very uncomfortable girl summer"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Heat wave (fantasy v. reality)

Home Station. Ernie thought he was going to be a big movie star. What that didn't happen, he got a job here at the household goods store. How his favorite event of the year is this springtime parking lot sale where all of the warm weather items are brought out. There are variable-speed models, ones that are energy efficient. He gets to put on his sunglasses and and say ... As you can see, I have a huge number of fans!

Fan on Manure

Wind-Up Fan

Heat Wave Podium

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

Bowled over again!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Bears

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"Uptight End"

Currently Boston

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Egyptian Football

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Archaeologists discover a football

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"