Fan Enthusiast Pillows

Very little fan fair.

"Hot, humid, cranky and very uncomfortable girl summer"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Heat wave (fantasy v. reality)

Fan on Manure

Wind-Up Fan

Heat Wave Podium

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Bears

"Uptight End"

Currently Boston

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Egyptian Football

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Archaeologists discover a football

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."