Fan Culture Admirer Pillows

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Showbiz Awards

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

vaccine wars.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Omara Portuondo

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

World Tour.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Superheroes take a selfie

"You've changed."

George Michael

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"