Fan Culture Pillows

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!

"I'm big in Japan."

A typical Newcastle fan.

'It's a MEXICAN wave not an English one!'

'It isn't football hooliganism, it's a cultural clash.'

Football Stadium

"I take it your team lost again!"

"He was always a thug... but he used to be our thug."

"Only hired for a couple of episodes but I'm hoping to live off the conventions for the next twenty years."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'Who won?'

Deodorant required.

'I can't stand the Three Stooges!' , 'Oh, an anti-Shempite, eh?'

'Twickenham this weekend?'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Vendor selling testosterone.

Football Hooligan.

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

NFL is jerk to fans

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Tattoo from "Fantasy Island" tattoo.

Fan-Centric Stadium

"I have to be honest, I thought you'd be bigger."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"The only thing worse than a Boston fan is a Los Angeles Boston fan."

"The boos I can handle. It's the silence of the educated fans that rankles."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Bowled over again!

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Reese Witherspoon

Early Colour TV