Fan Fanatic Pillows

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

101 uses of a dead cat: fan

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Seagiraffes

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Bowled over again!

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

The Fourth Little Pig

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

The tooth fairy.

Go team!

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Knight feeding his kids.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"