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Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

The Fourth Little Pig

Church for sports worshipers.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

Piracy on a boating lake

Knight feeding his kids.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Mouse Princess

Paranormal A-Z...

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"