Fanatic Fan Pillows

Currently Boston

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"How come you have this sudden interest in sport?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

I like the Jets...I guess

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Seagiraffes

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Knight feeding his kids.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

If nobody had invented graphics