Fanatic Fan Gifts

Currently Boston

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Bowled over again!

"How come you have this sudden interest in sport?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Seagiraffes

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Go team!

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Mouse Princess

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'