Fanatic Fandom Aficionados Gifts

'I don't think I'll ever really be happy again.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Church for sports worshipers.

Bowled over again!

Pastries and Candy

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

A Club Sandwitch.

Divine Desk Bins

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

The Family Joules: Part 6

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Giant Monster in Bath

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Currently Boston

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The best goalie in the world!

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"