Fandom Aficionado Gifts

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Church for sports worshipers.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Raincloud Umbrella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Sitting in a tree

Primitive magician

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Swiss army knife

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Valentine Day

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Stonehenge Explained

Science fiction fans on other planets

Save the unicorn.

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.