Fantasy Aficionado Gifts

"I am sorry - but, it's rusted up solid, I am gonna have to replace the calf, ankle and foot..."

The princess and the pea.

'A Mr. Consistency, Hobgoblin of Mediocre Minds, is here to see you. He doesn't have an appointment.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Love those shoes!

'Hi, I'm Incompetance! I wanted to join the rest of you guys but I can't ride.'

'Who let Bessie substitute for Rudolf? I wasted half the night jumping over the moon!'

Christmas Unicorn

Birth of the Perpetual Fundraising Industry.

Don't text while flying.

"You call that a kiss?"

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'You were meant to plant them not eat them, Jack.'

'This is Mr Rumpelstiltskin. His people are on that 'Straw to gold' project.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker

'Snow White is the fairest of them all...But hey, you've got the biggest tits!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'You've changed.'

"You've parked on a double-yellow line!"

Medusa and Perseus.

'Isn't this a Grimm's Fairy Tale?'

DING DONG!

The little Viking compensates with his helmet horns.

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'I'm running a little behind. I got rear-ended.'

Venus fly-trap heaven.

Dragon Head Trophy

Middle earth TV.

Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe's Washing Line.

'And the taps now run with alco-pops'

'Someone's been sleeping in my bed.'

Hell and back.

'Genome, Henderson! It's the human 'genome' project!'

Mirror smashing - "Mirror, mir.. Wait for it.. "

"I'm your Fairy Dog Mother"