Fantasy Sports Aficionado Gifts

"I'm bringing on Josh here for when we take over fantasy sports betting."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Portrait of a Lady"

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Raincloud Umbrella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Primitive magician

Swiss army knife

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Cricket Accidents.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Stonehenge Explained

Hockey Season.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'