Fantasy Sports Enthusiast Gifts

Fairway trolls.

"As I said before, I refuse to play for this team until they pay me as much as my fantasy owner."

Human Fantasy league

"I need to stick to technology. I got injured playing fantasy sports."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Go team!

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

ET Mishap

Football Chameleon

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

If nobody had invented graphics

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Where the wild things were."