Fantasy Sports Enthusiasts Gifts

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Paranormal A-Z...

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Knight feeding his kids.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Late BroomStick

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Piracy on a boating lake