Fantasy Sports Gifts

Fantasy Football Euro 2012 - Joy ride players cars, shag the wags, spend the players wages.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Fantasy Football Awards: 'The trophy to the Monday morning quarterback with the widest end zone...'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'In my fantasy retirement league, I'm having a great time.'

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

'In his fantasy biking league, he's outpacing Bradley Wiggins...'

'He's busy fantasizing being inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.'

'But you said if I came over we could play Fantasy Football!'

"As I said before, I refuse to play for this team until they pay me as much as my fantasy owner."

"According to my fantasy sports site, I don't want to grow up."

Fantasy Football

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

Human Fantasy league

Fantasy Diet League

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

"I need to stick to technology. I got injured playing fantasy sports."

Deregulated Baseball

"Gretzky shoots from three-point land for the extra point..." "Idiot"

"This is going to screw up my fantasy team."

Unicorn playing Reality Football League

"Yeah, but I had Goliath on my fantasy league team."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"How are you doing in your fantasy dopers' league?"

'...That's Blaster verses Thor, should be a good match...'

Fantasy Steroid Baseball.

'... Fantasy sports leagues consumed my life: football, hoops, baseball...'

"Hardin, these ballpark figures you gave me are for a fantasy sports league."