Fantasy Sports Fanatic Gifts

Stats. Fantasy League. The difference between men and boys is men draft their imaginary friends onto fantasy sports teams.

Sports Bar. Do you even do any fantasy sports? Only when I'm making a bet on my favorite team.

"Look, I can't talk dude—Megan is leaving me and—what? I can still draft Aaron Judge? What about Ohtani? Check. I'll hold."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

He was never picked last because everyone always wanted Father Time on their side.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"According to my fantasy sports site, I don't want to grow up."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Seagiraffes

Bowled over again!

The Fourth Little Pig

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Piracy on a boating lake

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."