Fantasy Sports Fanatic Gifts

"Look, I can't talk dude—Megan is leaving me and—what? I can still draft Aaron Judge? What about Ohtani? Check. I'll hold."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

He was never picked last because everyone always wanted Father Time on their side.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"According to my fantasy sports site, I don't want to grow up."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

The Fourth Little Pig

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

The tooth fairy.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Dragon Hair-dryer.

The Mouse Princess

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Paranormal A-Z...

Piracy on a boating lake

Knight feeding his kids.

Saint George and the Drag Queen