Fantasy Sports Fans Gifts

Air Cricket

Football Fish

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Seagiraffes

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Bowled over again!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

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