Fantasy Sports Fans Gifts

Air Cricket

Football Fish

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

"Good game."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Seagiraffes

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Piracy on a boating lake

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Knight feeding his kids.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."