Fantasy Sports Lover Gifts

'From now on, if the ball goes anywhere near that thing, it's a ground-rule double.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

350 Feet.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

The Salmon Run

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Cricket Accidents.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Hockey Season.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."