Fantasy Sports Fan Gifts

Unicorn horseshoes

Shoe Toss

Wonderland Open Golf Tournament. We've seen some outstanding golf! All seven dwarfs have a great short game! Goldilocks hits shots that are just right. And Humpty Dumpty knows how ever putt will break! But some players have struggled --- Pinnochio was caught lying about his score. And as always, Peter Pan is having trouble with a hook!

A prehistoric football match.

The batsman's day-dream

'I KNEW that I should have used my LEFT foot!'

Fantasy Steroid Baseball.

"Hardin, these ballpark figures you gave me are for a fantasy sports league."

'In his fantasy biking league, he's outpacing Bradley Wiggins...'

'My coach likes me to hit a few balls for her to warm up.'

"... Now playing center field for the Yankees... Peter the Great!..."

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Seagiraffes

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Bowled over again!

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."