Fantasy Sports Fan Gifts

Shoe Toss

A prehistoric football match.

The batsman's day-dream

'I KNEW that I should have used my LEFT foot!'

Fantasy Steroid Baseball.

"Hardin, these ballpark figures you gave me are for a fantasy sports league."

'In his fantasy biking league, he's outpacing Bradley Wiggins...'

'My coach likes me to hit a few balls for her to warm up.'

"... Now playing center field for the Yankees... Peter the Great!..."

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

"Good game."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Seagiraffes

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Piracy on a boating lake

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"