Fantasy Football Fan Gifts

Centaur Forward

Fantasy Football - Wayne Rooney. . .

Vikings: "Goal!"

Fantasy Football

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Football Chameleon

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Knight feeding his kids.

The Mouse Princess

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

If nobody had invented graphics

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Paranormal A-Z...

"Have you been playing dice?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Piracy on a boating lake

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Saint George and the Drag Queen