Fantasy League Fan Gifts

'...That's Blaster verses Thor, should be a good match...'

"Good and bad news I made big bucks today, but it was only in my fantasy stock league."

Pastries and Candy

A Club Sandwitch.

Divine Desk Bins

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Centaur Forward

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

A prehistoric football match.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'None shall pass!'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Well, they look friendly enough."

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

'Monster mobiles.'

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Snowman Magic