Fantasy League Enthusiast Gifts

Fantasy Football Betting Pool

Game Of Chance and Game of Skill.

"This is going to screw up my fantasy team."

"How are you doing in your fantasy dopers' league?"

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

'If there was a marriage fantasy league, would you be upset if I didn't draft you with my first pick?'

"According to the interns' fantasy medical league, you should be out of here in three days."

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

Centaur Forward

A prehistoric football match.

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

Football Fish

I used my first draft pick on the turkey leg. It's a proven point-getter! I drafted potatoes. They're not flashy but they are a reliable performer! I'll trade my cranberry sauce for you pie. It's a win-win trade that will benefit us both! No trades -- This pie will score a lot of points for me later! Why are they talking about this wonderful meal like it's fantasy football? It's not a game with winners and losers here. You're absolutely right! Just being here together sharing this meal,

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

We've had two weeks between the conference finals and the big game. With time for injuries to heal, we're physically ready for a peak performance. We watched hour after hour of video. Then spent long days on the practice field so we'll function as a team and not a collection of individuals. And once we finally finish preparing for the touchdown celebrations, we might have an or two to practice football.

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

Fantasy Football League training Camp.

Midnight in Minnesota

A pitcher is stranded on the mound.

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

'I KNEW that I should have used my LEFT foot!'

'From now on, if the ball goes anywhere near that thing, it's a ground-rule double.'

Wonderland Open Golf Tournament. We've seen some outstanding golf! All seven dwarfs have a great short game! Goldilocks hits shots that are just right. And Humpty Dumpty knows how ever putt will break! But some players have struggled --- Pinnochio was caught lying about his score. And as always, Peter Pan is having trouble with a hook!

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

Soccer Uniforms

'...That's Blaster verses Thor, should be a good match...'

Human Fantasy league