Fantasy League Aficionado Gifts

Fantasy Football League.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Raincloud Umbrella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Primitive magician

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Swiss army knife

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Stonehenge Explained

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Save the unicorn.

Centaur Forward

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Gremlins 47

'Look man, no wings!'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Supercat.'

Ask A Silly Question.

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

"Try letting the ball come to you."