Fantasy League Aficionado Gifts

Fantasy Football League.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Raincloud Umbrella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Primitive magician

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Swiss army knife

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Stonehenge Explained

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Save the unicorn.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'Look man, no wings!'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Gremlins 47

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Centaur Forward

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Supercat.'

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Knighthood being given by the king

A prehistoric football match.

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