Fantasy League Fan Pillows

'...That's Blaster verses Thor, should be a good match...'

"Good and bad news I made big bucks today, but it was only in my fantasy stock league."

Pastries and Candy

A Club Sandwitch.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Divine Desk Bins

Centaur Forward

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

A prehistoric football match.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'None shall pass!'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Well, they look friendly enough."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Monster mobiles.'

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'

Snowman Magic

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

I used my first draft pick on the turkey leg. It's a proven point-getter! I drafted potatoes. They're not flashy but they are a reliable performer! I'll trade my cranberry sauce for you pie. It's a win-win trade that will benefit us both! No trades -- This pie will score a lot of points for me later! Why are they talking about this wonderful meal like it's fantasy football? It's not a game with winners and losers here. You're absolutely right! Just being here together sharing this meal,

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"