Fantasy Football Fanatic Pillows

'I.T tells me you've been playing fantasy football on your company computer. I'm afraid we have to let you go.' 'Just for that?' 'That, and stealing my best quarterback.'

'It looks like a fantasy football injury.'

Jim was crazy about Fantasy Football, that is, until he discovered 'fantasy' Fantasy Football.

"While you were busy checking fantasy scores, your fantasy dinner went cold."

Unicorn playing Reality Football League

I used my first draft pick on the turkey leg. It's a proven point-getter! I drafted potatoes. They're not flashy but they are a reliable performer! I'll trade my cranberry sauce for you pie. It's a win-win trade that will benefit us both! No trades -- This pie will score a lot of points for me later! Why are they talking about this wonderful meal like it's fantasy football? It's not a game with winners and losers here. You're absolutely right! Just being here together sharing this meal,

We've had two weeks between the conference finals and the big game. With time for injuries to heal, we're physically ready for a peak performance. We watched hour after hour of video. Then spent long days on the practice field so we'll function as a team and not a collection of individuals. And once we finally finish preparing for the touchdown celebrations, we might have an or two to practice football.

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Fantasy football - all players paid minimum wage, have fat ugly wags and drive old bangers.

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

'I'm a football widow year round now with all the Fantasy Football leagues.'

"I've been playing fantasy football all night - I dreamt you were David Ginola-then David Beckham-then...."

'But you said if I came over we could play Fantasy Football!'

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

Midnight in Minnesota

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The tooth fairy.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"