Fantasy Football Fanatic T-Shirts

'I.T tells me you've been playing fantasy football on your company computer. I'm afraid we have to let you go.' 'Just for that?' 'That, and stealing my best quarterback.'

'It looks like a fantasy football injury.'

Jim was crazy about Fantasy Football, that is, until he discovered 'fantasy' Fantasy Football.

"While you were busy checking fantasy scores, your fantasy dinner went cold."

Unicorn playing Reality Football League

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Fantasy football - all players paid minimum wage, have fat ugly wags and drive old bangers.

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

'I'm a football widow year round now with all the Fantasy Football leagues.'

'But you said if I came over we could play Fantasy Football!'

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

Midnight in Minnesota

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

I like the Jets...I guess

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

The Fourth Little Pig

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

The tooth fairy.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Knight feeding his kids.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

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