Fantasy League Fanatic Pillows

"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."

'... Fantasy sports leagues consumed my life: football, hoops, baseball...'

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

"What do you mean we don't do anything together? I always let you click 'select' during my fantasy drafts."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Newt sale

Warrior Woman

Alternative fielding positions

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Catasaurus

Giant Monster in Bath

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff

Witch's Brew.