Fantasy League Fanatic Pillows

"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

Do you guys understand any of this fantasy league stuff?

'... Fantasy sports leagues consumed my life: football, hoops, baseball...'

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

"What do you mean we don't do anything together? I always let you click 'select' during my fantasy drafts."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Alternative fielding positions

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Newt sale

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Catasaurus

Science fiction fans on other planets

Giant Monster in Bath

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'