Fantasy Football Fan Pillows

Centaur Forward

Vikings: "Goal!"

Fantasy Football

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Football Chameleon

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Piracy on a boating lake

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Paranormal A-Z...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

The Mouse Princess

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

If nobody had invented graphics

Knight feeding his kids.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'