Fantasy Sports Enthusiast Pillows

Yeah, but I had Goliath on my fantasy league team.

Fairway trolls.

"As I said before, I refuse to play for this team until they pay me as much as my fantasy owner."

Human Fantasy league

"I need to stick to technology. I got injured playing fantasy sports."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Go team!

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

ET Mishap

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Football Chameleon

If nobody had invented graphics