Fantasy Sports Buff Pillows

Golfing Boss

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

Centaur Forward

Antler Buzzers.

A prehistoric football match.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Arch of Triumph Save

Deregulated Baseball

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Football Fish

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"