Sports Buff Pillows

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Influences.

Coaching stand off.

'Athletes play sports. Poker is a sport. I play poker. I am an athlete!'

The Thinker...

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'Good luck, kid. I trained at age 3, was traded twice by age 5 and I peaked at 7.'

'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

End of career sale.

Dodging doping

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'Forget the ball retriever...you can catch it with your hand.'

"Football takes my mind off basketball."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'I think I've found the new opener we've been looking for.'

A Very Small and Complacent TV Station: '...And the final score between the Brewers and the Centennials was four to three...or four all...something like that...whatever...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Patty would soon be implicated in the infamous Cheerleading Steroid Scandal.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

It may be time for you to retire to light beer commercials.

Tour de 'Frank'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'Alf is like the England football team, off home after the first round.'

Frank Lampard

Boxer beaten by a rake.

"He's his own worst enemy!"

The True Baseball Fan

Fishing Tackle

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

E.S.L. tickets 50% off

Novak Djokovic Deported from Australia

"Man, he pulled that one out of thin air!"

Golfing Boss