Sports Buff Pillows

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Influences.

Coaching stand off.

The Thinker...

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'Good luck, kid. I trained at age 3, was traded twice by age 5 and I peaked at 7.'

'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

End of career sale.

Dodging doping

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

"Football takes my mind off basketball."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'I think I've found the new opener we've been looking for.'

A Very Small and Complacent TV Station: '...And the final score between the Brewers and the Centennials was four to three...or four all...something like that...whatever...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

It may be time for you to retire to light beer commercials.

Tour de 'Frank'

'Alf is like the England football team, off home after the first round.'

Boxer beaten by a rake.

"He's his own worst enemy!"

The True Baseball Fan

Fishing Tackle

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

E.S.L. tickets 50% off

Novak Djokovic Deported from Australia

"Man, he pulled that one out of thin air!"

Golfing Boss

"That's nothing. My mom is older than the superbowl."

Arch of Triumph Save

-Why are you sending us off? -For fighting about who won the toss!

'Now that's Hi-def!'

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'