Visionary Sports Buff Pillows

'That's easy: it's the Match of the Day theme tune.'

Golfing Boss

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Arch of Triumph Save

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

Football Fan.

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'What's he on?'

The Sports Fanatic

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

Influences.

'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

End of career sale.

'This being your first jump, let's see if we can find you a better chute.'

Fishing Tackle