Visionary Sports Buff Gifts

'That's easy: it's the Match of the Day theme tune.'

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Kick! Go for it!

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Arch of Triumph Save

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

The Puck Stops Here.

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

Football Fan.

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'What's he on?'

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

The Sports Fanatic

Influences.

End of career sale.

'This being your first jump, let's see if we can find you a better chute.'

'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"