All-seasons Sports Buff Gifts

"I love the change of seasons too, baseball, football, basketball and hockey season."

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

Kick! Go for it!

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Arch of Triumph Save

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

The Puck Stops Here.

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

England And The Ashes

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

'What's he on?'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

The Sports Fanatic

"I have bad knees."

Influences.