Unconventional Sports Buff Gifts

The Sports Fanatic

Bowled over again!

Golfing Boss

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Playing pig

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Ski Surfing

Kick! Go for it!

Arch of Triumph Save

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

The Puck Stops Here.

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"