Historical Sports Buff Gifts

Billy Wright

'The first use of covers, Weston super mare 1861' men with umbrellars

Bowled over again!

Golfing Boss

Funky Facts: Football.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

Kick! Go for it!

Arch of Triumph Save

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Jozef Golonka

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

The Sports Fanatic

'What's he on?'

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'