Historical Sports Aficionado Gifts

Agent discusses boxing match

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

The International and May Day Terrorism

Cut!

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Swells - Men's Fashion

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

This castle manager job better be for real.

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Football.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fox hunting.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Charles Dickens

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"